Knights of Chaos :: Alyrian Race Quiz

	What Alyrian Race Best Suits You? If you came across a brick wall blocking your path, which would you do? Run head first into it, hoping to break it down. Slowly climb your way over it. Walk around it. Dig your way under it. Punch into it, slowly breaking it away. Attempt to walk through it. Ganuk is late to pick you up in his iron worm, you... Bite him, sucking all the blood from his withered little body. Sacrifice him, burning him to a crisp to teach the gnomes a lesson. Bestow blessings upon him, hoping it will never happen again. Ask him for a 50% discount. Yell at him for 1/2hr until he's scared witless. Decide it's quicker to walk and take your money with you. Agrippa declairs war on Vendredi, you... Run around screaming like a scared little kid. Grab your axe and join up with Agrippa's forces. Find a crossbow and attempt to assassinate Agrippa. Run to Vendredi warning him of the attack. Flee to the safety of another plane. Begin thinking of new weapons to help Agrippa. A brave archon asks you to join them on a run to defeat Yourban, you answer... Sure, I just created an exact copy of the sproose moose from the simpsons, we can fly there in that! Me, go with you? HAH! Wow, I would be honored. Yourban? He sounds awfully scary. #$%# off! Sure, let me just put on my armor... 5hours later you finish A massive swarm of locusts begins to eat away all the crops around Rune and Sigil, you... Breathe frost everywhere, hoping to freeze them without damaging the crops. Watch and laugh as everyone runs around in a panick. Grab some insectiside and begin spraying them. Harvest as many of the crops from the other end before the locusts get there. Scream and run around like a little kid. Sacrifice a lamb to your god, hoping he will spare the crops. You're happily fighting one day when death suddenly appears in front of you, you... Calmly mention that you still have 200 hitpoints left. Smile and welcome him right before he cuts you in half. Scream and run around like a little kid. Run away! Attack him, slaming your sword into his head before backflipping away and pulling out a dagger. Cast a transportation spell in an attempt to flee. You goto sleep one night, and wake up the next morning to find yourself on the Isle of Seahag, you... Kneel down and pray, hoping the Immortals will have pity on your worthless life. Run around swinging your weapon back and forth, hoping to kill something. Call all your friends to come kill Damryn. Return to your home. Begin trying to work out what the f%#^ the oracle is on about. Try to dig your way out because you're too poor to afford a home. While riding along the great northern road on your horse, you... Realise just how high up you are, get dizzy and fall off the horse. See the horse struggling to hold you up, but force it to keep going. Soon after it dies. Squash it immediately. Wonder how a horse would taste cooked slowly over an open fire. Wonder why the hell it's going to slow. Feed it some "magical" carrots to make it go faster. A brawl erupts in the local runic tavern, you... Are wayyyyyyyyy too drunk to even stand up, let alone join in. Grab a nearby chair and smash it over some guys head... was he even in the fight?! Run outside, hoping to find some runic guards to come assist. Begin shooting fireballs at everyone, hoping it will settle them down. Silence and Web everyone, ahh finally some peace and quiet. Grab your mace and jump right into the middle of it. While wandering through Sigil, Garan appears from no where, you... Smack him in the jaws for frightening you. Fight him-- that music was getting on your nerves. Kiss him, hoping he'll play a nice melody for you. Grab the flute out of his hand and run away! Trip him, tie him up and kidnap him. A short time later sending in a ransom note to the quest whores who need him. Completely ignore him and continue on your way. Night has fallen, and it's time to sleep, you look for... A cardboard box in a dark ally. Anywhere but a waterbed. A five star hotel. The door to your house-- rich bastard! A small, dark cave. Nothing, you'll sleep wherever you fall down. Agrippa has sent you on an urgent mission to talk to Telleri, you get to him... By using the iron worm. In a hotair balloon. By running over the water-- thank goodness for levitation. On a flying dragon. By plane travelling, hoping you'll get closer to his city. On the Merdraco, ahoy me'matey! Your throat feels parched, you... Pull out your decanter of endless water. Find the nearest restaurant for a good heavy meal. Find a general store, those restraunts cost too much. Drink from the nearest horse trough. Pray to the gods to send you food. Drink seawater-- didn't you know, seawater makes you more thirsty?! A spell backfires, making you ethereal, you... Send annoying tells to all your friends taunting them. Try to trick someone into cpk so you can steal their equipment before they can see you. Shout stupid things, knowing no one can see you. Attack anyone you can! Decide that 5minutes is enough time to get to Yourban and attempt it. Sit back and wait patiently for the effect to wear off. Upon killing a beggar in Templeton, you get 25million gold pieces from his corpse, the first thing you do is... Faint, realising this is more money than you've ever had before. Run to the nearest bank so you can walk around again. Go on a shopping spree, buying all those things you've always wanted. Boast to everyone you know. Buy a clan, even though the chances are it will fail and you will have wasted it all. Make sure no one has lost it accidently. A carnival comes to towne, you refuse to go on the ferris wheel because... Of the height requirement. Of the height LIMIT. It's noon. It's 40 degrees F outside. It's 40 degrees C outside. This carnival has been erected in the flood basin that we call the seashore. ...this ferris wheel goes pretty high up, and it's made of metal... You don't. You love the carnival! They don't like multiracial people in that part of town :( Hah! I can build my own carnival rides. It would bring me closer to the sun, ahhh!@#. I forget, what was the question again?. Rumors spread throughout towne that a cult has been stealing goats to sacrifice, you... Leave notes everywhere, trying to join them. Start your own cult in competition with theirs. Lock all the goats up. Make hundreds of booby-traps around the goats field. Decide it's better they be eaten than sacrificed. Ignore the rumor, it's probably false anyways. The towne judge announces there's to be a hanging today, you... Pray for the soul of the poor man. Ask if you can have the corpse-- sicko. Gather all your friends and get places to watch it hours before it happens. Begin planning how you'll free him before he can be hung. Attack the judge! Ignore it, hangings aren't your type of thing. Outlaws are guarding the towne square of vospire, you... Run in and die with honor. Run in, attack and flee over and over hoping to piss them off. Call your friends to form up and attack them. Run in and shift planes to tease them. Bribe the ash dragon to attack them, knowing how much dragons like gold. Walk around to avoid being slaughtered.
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